
Sunday, 20 May 2007
Episode 7: 42 (The Jones Review)

Tuesday, 8 May 2007
Episode 6: The Lazarus Experiment (The Gaz Review)
I have to admit that I'm not entirely sure about this episode. It has all the classic themes of a good Doctor Who episode; man playing deity, nasty surprise, people trapped, disbelief and defeat of the horrible monster.But I was left feeling I'd just watched the McDonalds equivalent of modern sci-fi drama, I consumed it without noticing. I didn't think once whilst watching it and I was immediately hungry five minutes later and then craved to watch something sugary and light, instead of something healthy and green.
The Lazarus Experiment started of with some nice character spots, in which you find both Professor Lazarus and Lady Thaw repellent, yet intriguing. They both had equal measure of menace and repulsivness to make you believe they would spend billions of dollars on a machine to make you young rather than feed starving Biafrans. I was particualry impressed with his slimeiness towards Martha's sister Tish.
It was nice to have a break from the speechifying, whoever is responsible for this at BBC Wales, good work! It was also great to finally have Martha behaving like a adult and not a character from a drama aimed at 14 year olds girls, her potential is starting to appear, but in all honesty, I don't like her, so I may always be biased and y'all will have to accept it.
What I found realy hard in this episode was the wee trailer at the end giving a glimpse at what's coming up... it looks good, in fact it looks bloody good indeed.
Episode 5: Evolution of the Daleks (The Gaz Review)
I liked a lot of things about this episode, the Human-Dalek was way cooler than I'd ever thought he'd be. When I first saw the cover of the Radio Times I thought here's another excuse for someone to go crazy with a ring-modulator and wear a squid-head. How wrong I was, Human-Dalek Sec has to be the most sympathetic alien since the Face of Boe in New Earth.The Cult Of Skaro delivered Daleks that were unlike any others we have seen before, when they stop shouting, they question, they have doubts, they rebel and they gloat. They were a real menace and a worthy of the title of alien race most likely to destroy the universe.
The awakening of the Human-Dalek soldiers was a piece of imagination worthy of Mary Shelley. It was also fantastically realised by the design and effects team from The Mill.
But... and there seems to be a consistent but so far with this season, there were a lot of things that could have been better with a bit more thought, I mean how many times can the Daleks spout exposition and let The Doctor get away? I thought that was why the Cult Of Skaro were brought into existence in the first place? Stupid over sized pepper-pots, I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, I could take em'. Whilst I'm ranting about Daleks, the escape by Dalek Khan, that was just appalling... “emergency temporal shift”!!! I must try that in my next annual review and see if I get out of danger – be-jay-sus my cat could write a better escape than that!
I'm very quickly becoming a bit sick of Martha, she's carrying this longing for The Doctor a bit too far, in fact it's becoming a little too much like watching an episode of Grange Hill and it needs to be sorted out.
At least there were no musical numbers this week, just some pointless speechifying, very dodgy science, which I'm in complete agreement with Jones and some big explosions.
Sunday, 6 May 2007
Episode 6: The Lazarus Experiment (The Jones Review)
After the disappointing Dalek arc, it's good to see Doctor Who get back on track again in episode 6. Much like the ealier success of Gridlock, this is another small episode, based mostly around one building with a short-ish timeframe and a very uncomplicated story.Professor Lazarus as an old man looked pretty decent I thought, and while you know Mark Gatiss is under there it was easy enough to believe. However when Gatiss comes out for the 'young' professor, I suddenly found it much harder to take. While he does a wonderful line in unrecognisable (Hialry Briss, Mickey et al) Mark Gatiss is wholely unbelievable when not made up. All of his best efforts in this episode are in make-up or as the CGI monster. Still what a lucky bugger he is, isn't he? A fan, an author, a writer and now as an actor on Doctor Who. I hate him. Freema/Martha works out her 'relationship issues' right at the end, but only just so the final reference from the concerned mum can play itself out fully. Martha's mum is a bitch, who would have thought that maybe someones mum may object to having a child be a companion to the Doctor? Seriously, haven't they done this already? There's some ham-fisted 'Mister Saxon' references, and the sly aisdes to Mrs Jones from a complete stranger seem like pantomine villainy and grated a little.
This feels like an old episode, just done much better. The rogue scientist doing things he should not be doing, and creating a monster in the process. The science is only slightly covered off, so no embarassingly bad gaffes in reality. The genetic throwback angle is a bit lame (and inspired by 'The Relic' - columns and all), but it's better than the hackneyed Freudian ID monster. However overall it is a good episode and made me want to watch the whole way through instead of dissecting every other line, unlike the abysmal 'Evolution' story.The best bit though? A glimpse of John Simm as Mister Saxon in upcoming scenes from the rest of the season. Evil looking, if he's not the Master then he's going to be pretty good menace regardless.
Sunday, 29 April 2007
Episode 5 - Evolution of the Daleks (The Jones Review)
Colour me disappointed. - Tennant shouts his lines, again.
- The Daleks repeatedly have the Doctor in their sights only to let him go, again.
- The science is appallingly bad (seriously when is Gamma Radiation and Lightning the same thing?), again.
- Martha is pining for a relationship and whining about Rose, again.
Thursday, 26 April 2007
Episode 4 - Daleks In Manhattan (The Gaz Review)
Okay, I had a look at this last night…It’s great to see the Daleks become actual characters, not just nonsense spouting bits of wobbly cardboard and tinfoil. The scene where the Dalek and Diagoras look over New York and it speaks of humanity in such admiration, is really quite good.
This was an episode with big ambitions, lots of human and non-human drama told against a rich back drop, which it occasionally struggles to pull off. I know this is a TV drama, but the residents of Hooverville taking cues from a black man is a bit much, in reality they’d probably eat him… crass yes, true… possibly?
As it’s New York in the 1930’s they’d have been better to mix it up with accents, rather than everybody in the cast doing a terrible nasal Bronx whine, or Franks odd Tennessee drawl. I doubt viewers would notice Irish, English and Italian accents as much as we do the crap ones the actors are straining with.
However placing the dance hall girl and the pig-man at the centre of the action is a nice take, even if it borrows heavily from the 1980’s Beauty and the Beast TV show.
My main issue with the episode is the inconsistencies, one moment the Daleks are being all observational, the next moment they are being all shouty and spouting nonsense. For efficient war machines with abilities rivalling a Time Lord, why do they not spot The Doctor lurking ever so suspiciously behind Martha, or that she is a time-traveller? The musical number seems to have been thrown is as an after-thought, when it could have been used a bit more, a great example is Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Oddly I thought The Doctor and Martha seemed to be swamped a little by everything else going on, the best lines went to the Daleks and the grunting pigs!
As Jones said, it’s not Muppets in Manhattan, but it occasionally veers a lot closer than it should!!
Episode 3 - Gridlock (The Gaz Review)

Considering the Face of Boe has lived millions of years with the sole purpose of delivering a message to The Doctor... you are not alone does not meet with the pre-advertised product, which is a shame as this was shaping up to be a cracker of an episode.
A shouty Doctor takes Martha to see the future, but as per a standard Doctor Who plot vehicle, she gets herself kidnapped in the first five minutes of arriving on the planet. It then sets off the separate adventures of The Doctor and Martha as they meet people stuck in a life-long traffic jam who in fact turn out to be a nice group who like to sing hymns and chatter away to each other... oh and marry cats. Meanwhile the whole place is being held together by a former nursing cat and the good old Boe Face.
It's an episode with some excellent turns from the guest stars, including an almost unrecognisable Ardal O'Hanlon, well unrecognisable until he speaks... was it just me or did you want him to suddenly turn toward DT and say I'm not sure about that Ted! Hey it also had the Macra, or rather a form of Macra, but they were up for shits and giggles and a nice touch to the past.
I'm not sold on Martha yet, something is not quite coming together, there is something in the tone that's not causing me to warm to her, it's almost like she is failing to show any wonder about what she is seeing.
Gridlock is a good episode with solid SFX, great cast, a nice nudge to the shows own past and even a sly wink to great British sci-fi from Judge Dredd and Clockwork Orange, the third series seems it may be about to find it's own feet.